Carver Country

Thursday, March 13, 2008

this has got to stop. cough. cough

You were ill for pretty much the whole of January. Bad case of the fecking flu.

Minimal exercise. Plans to increase the frequency of gym and pool work went poof.

Then February and the Chinese New Year rolled by. Nothing like CNY goodies eh?

But, feck, you somehow lost 1kg over that period. You had set yourself of gaining 5kg of mass at the start of the year. Curse that sniffing-whooping-coughing lady who sat beside you on 199 that day.

Now, you and your other family members are all down with cough and flu, cos of that fucking idiot of an old cad who has steadfastly refused to see a doc for the past two weeks.

Tailor: Your measurements have gone down. Would you like your next shirt to be based on these new measurements?

You: No! (*Curses under breath*)


Feck that flu. And curse that cad.

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