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Monday, February 20, 2006

what's -- or more exactly, where is -- the beef?

Remember Bovril, the thick, beef paste sold in the distinctive jar? Or its vegetarian, yeast-based version, Marmite? When you were young, your parents had you try Marmite spread on toasted bread. Your verdict: yuck! It is yeast after all.

(As for why it was Marmite and not Bovril, it was because your parents are staunch Buddhists--or so they claim, for the most part "Buddhism" as it is practised in Spore is really a confusion and/or conflation with Taoism--and your gastronomical encounters with anything beef only occurred during your teenage years. Ah, an unforseen side benefit of rebellion.)

Back to the main subject. Bovril, is it turns out, is an excellent base for Hainanese beef noodles. If you have neither the time, energy, nor resources to boil kilograms of beef bones in order to make soup stock, turn to Bovril. (There, you have let the cat out of the bag. Or the cow out of the farm. Whatever. Now you wait for Beef Noodles Hawkers United's vitrolic response.)

But you have now found out--over a year too late, as it turns out--that Bovril is now yeast-based. Its manufacturer switched from the beef formula to yeast in order to allay fears of BSE, and cater to vegetarians and vegans. You were unaware of the news. Until you used the bottle of Bovril you had painstakingly asked a friend to bring back from Canada. And wondered why it smelled and tasted like yeast. There is a discernible difference. Manufacturer claim: "... in blind taste tests 10% didn't notice any difference in taste, 40% preferred the original and 50% preferred the new product." 10 percent did not notice any difference in taste. You belong to the other 90 percent then.

Bovril is now no different from Marmite. Beef Noodles Hawkers United should have more obvious targets than yourself.

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6 Comments:

  • Hahaha. Yes, I know about Borvil switching. I read about it just last year on Wikipedia.

    There are detailed accounts of the history of Marmite, Vegemite and Borvil.

    I love Marmite. Excellent stuff! Great on toast, great on porridge

    By Blogger Chuang Shyue Chou, at Mon Feb 20, 10:02:00 AM GMT+8  

  • This is slightly off-topic but if I remember correctly, there is no abstinence of beef in Buddhism. In any case, it's probably best to avoid meat altogether then 'cuz of the negative karma incurred in killing animals.

    And worshipping of idols/various gods is a no-no too...that's Taoism.

    By Blogger professor, at Tue Feb 21, 12:07:00 AM GMT+8  

  • Funny, my wife just mentioned Bovril. I never had the stuff in my house on account of my parents being...Buddist. Except that now professor tells me there was never an abstinence of beef in the first place.

    Gah.

    By Blogger Anthony, at Wed Feb 22, 02:30:00 AM GMT+8  

  • >This is slightly off-topic...

    Oh no, it is very on topic.

    >And worshipping of idols/various >gods is a no-no too...that's >Taoism.

    What irks me the most is the burning of joss sticks and the "gold paper money".

    >Funny, my wife just mentioned >Bovril.

    If you can still find beef-based Bovril where you are (I doubt it), I want it.

    By Blogger BlackRX, at Wed Feb 22, 04:54:00 AM GMT+8  

  • anthony, I used to think the same also...that Buddhism preaches abstinence of beef. Till I read up about it (been reading about religion lately, Islam, Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism and I'm agnostic...). But I believe in the theory of karma (or the golden rule: What goes around, comes around...)

    The cow is treated as an animal, just like the pig, sheep, chicken, etc...and Buddhism does encourage vegetarianism (on the theory that vegetables/flowers are lower down the reincarnation chain and whose passing incur less negative karma...)

    My mom has an explanation; for farmers, who treat the cow as their best friend because of ploughing the fields, providing milk. Hence cannot bear to kill it, which sounds like a pretty good explanation.

    I tend to believe the burning of joss sticks and "gold paper money" is part religion, part folk lore/culture(about hell, having money "burned" from one's relatives and needing money to spend...)

    What's the big fuss about Bovril? Barely tasted it before, can't remember what it's like. Hmmm.

    By Blogger professor, at Thu Feb 23, 03:08:00 PM GMT+8  

  • I needed beef-based Bovril to improve the flavor of my PhD*-style beef noodles. Beef noodles. Beef. Not yeast.

    *Poor, Hungry, Desperate.

    By Blogger BlackRX, at Thu Feb 23, 10:22:00 PM GMT+8  

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